Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

What God Really Told Bush / Apparently, it wasn't just "invade Iraq and Afghanistan in my name." A special report

'Psst! George! God here, taking a break from supervising the well-being of eight billion troubled souls along with infinite galaxies of unimaginable vastness to speak with you directly one more time because, well, you're special, aren't you, George? Yes you are! Yes you are! OK, stop giggling. I have more commands.'

Aha! Now it all makes perfect sense.
- Frank

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