Wednesday, July 11, 2007


Bush Pardons Entire GOP / Prez "pre-emptively" saves all Repubs from becoming "prison bitches."

Link to article - Mark Morford column at
Curiously, the bizarre announcement came as no surprise to White House insiders. An anonymous source close to the president suggested that Bush secretly hoped that, if he made another big, vaguely unconstutional, degrading announcement that stabbed at the very heart of the republic, Dick Cheney might come up from behind again and give him another approving pat on the butt, much like a master gives a puppy. Cheney was unavailable for comment, as he was off shooting hundreds of flightless pheasants in the face with a shotgun from 2 feet away, and chuckling sinisterly.

While this might seem no stranger than the Bush headlines in most newspapers, Mark gets to the REAL issue in the last few paragraphs of his column.
- Frank

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